Email

I found this email:
 

 

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!  

 

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What’s for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here’s my paycheck.

Here, have some wine

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some wine

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn’t over-do it today.

I’ve always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine and chocolate

 

 

 So good Christmas cookies and wine would do the trick….

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Health and wellness. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s